EXPLANATION: Now that you have sunk the company to your level, it is time to broaden your horizons and expand. A true micro-manager always sees a bigger picture with themselves sitting in the number one seat, no matter what the costs to others may be. Take it upon yourself to use funds gained under false pretenses and formulate a new company in your own weasel image. Don’t research it, just do it!

LESSON 2: Gain the trust of others with money to fund your expansion by use of your best talent, weasel deception.

EXPLANATION: Be sure to inflate the starting costs, you want to be sure to get the best their money can offer right? Again, researching options and consulting with others is not necessary for you are the head weasel in charge of ALL. It was your idea (or at least you will take all of the credit for it’s future success.) And if it doesn’t work out, well it’s not your fault. A weasel in charge can NEVER take the fall, that’s what those peons are for! Point the finger!!!

LESSON 3: Remember, all pertinent information is yours and only yours!

EXPLANATION: As described in previous studies, all company information is to be kept solely unto the weasel in charge! This includes all contacts, passwords, accounts, books, paper trails of any nature, etc. (yah know the stuff that might incriminate you later should the endeavor fail). To be safe, in the cover of night, haul the computer with this information on it home.

LESSON 4: A weasel in charge doesn’t need a company office.

EXPLANATION: You are the weasel in charge and can operate this business from your home. Don’t worry about professionalism, you know best! Call customers and advise them to make payments at your home, give them your address for convenience of mailing payments to you. Why be hassled at the company with the peons and their silly questions. They don’t need to know anything, you have it all under control even if the phone company does want to shut off the phone lines and the peons don’t know why, you do!!

LESSON 5: Don’t take company phone calls at home, it’s the peon’s imagination that there might be a crisis, you would know if it really were!

EXPLANATION: Be sure to screen your calls and pop the batteries out of the company beeper, you don’t need to be disturbed by the peons and their trivial concerns about paid bills, account balances, or even account payments! As long as you know the answers, why should they. They can send the customers to your home, you will answer the questions properly and professionally.

LESSON 6: So they think they removed you from your position huh?

EXPLANATION: NOT HARDLY! A weasel never admits defeat! Deny it, continue with your less than good job efforts until they have to have an emergency meeting to vote you out. Even then, deny it and turn to your Weasel Attorney for advise, and if it isn’t what you want to hear, ask another Weasel Attorney until you find one who agrees with you!

LESSON 7: Their Property????

EXPLANATION: They want their property back, including all the records you so diligently didn’t keep on paper, NO WAY. Return the unimportant things (paper clips, envelopes, etc.) but hang on to that computer and all the financial records (the things that might point the finger toward you for the company’s demise). Make them send a police officer to get these items, it will improve your image!

LESSON 8: No job, no position…...spend all your “vacation time” with your weasel attorney.

EXPLANATION: That was your company, you were a major stock holder and had rights (or at least you think so), the President and other stockholders (totaling over 50% of the shares) can’t get rid of you like that! Take your humiliation and turn it around, speak out about how you were wronged, make up outrageous stories to try to win others over. Don’t worry, no one will tell him.

LESSON 9: Run to the competitors with your sad stories, they will humor you.

EXPLANATION: Turn to the people you belittled and bashed in the past, befriend them, buy from them, you can win them over with your weasel charm. They won’t remember how you talked about them in the past, no one would have told them because everyone thinks they are assholes because you said so. Others looked up to your wisdom about the competitors because you (made up) had all the facts (fantasies) about their shady business dealings. Praise them now and they will eat out of your hand (as they should).

LESSON 10: Keep your weasel attorney busy filing useless complaints on your behalf, so what if he could be disbarred!

EXPLANATION: Keep that weasel attorney busy filing endless paperwork on your behalf. He doesn’t know the truth, so what if he could be disbarred, it’s his ass not yours!

LESSON 11: So maybe it is your butt on the line here…..

EXPLANATION: Okay, your weasel attorney may have went a little overboard because you didn’t disclose all the information, but that’s his fault for not checking into it himself. It’s not your responsibility to give him all the correct information. He can handle it, if not he will be the one taking the heat first giving you time to solicit a new weasel attorney. If the first one turns you down, be persistent and ask every lawyer in town to represent you! They can’t all say no….can they?

LESSON 12: Denial is everything, all the way to the bitter end!

EXPLANATION: Even though your weasel attorney has failed to do your bidding, you still haven’t failed, he did. The finger of fault can never rest on a true weasel, at least not in the weasels unreality warp. You must strive forward and continue with your lies and acts of deceit. The longer the lie, the better you can make yourself look in the end. A true weasel cannot give in for his unreality would cave in upon him and he would be left exposed for what he truly is, a weak man with a low self esteem and no sense of what the real world is about or how his blatant attempts to hurt others have only hurt himself in the end. For the others he effected have moved on and in doing so already saw the true colors of the weasel….cowardly yellow, envious green, and the red glow of bitterness toward anyone’s good fortune since the weasel really has none, he only makes it up as he goes along.

Editors Note: I hope you have enjoyed these quick study courses and have taken valuable information from them. There may be more courses offered in the future if the need arises. If you feel a course needs further explanation or additional steps, please contact me and I will add further explanations. If you have an idea for another course, please feel free to suggest. These courses are here to best serve YOU!