Crab Bastard shows all the typical signs of a weasel, from the over-sized head and beady eyes to the scrawny arms and under-developed chest.

He is dressed in his favorite business attire, a camo T-shirt and blue jeans (without underwear of course). This is sure to attract the prospective victim, I mean customer….*lol*

When leaving the office (on important weasel business of course), he tosses on his over-sized sun glasses and tops it all off with his camo ball cap.

But nothing can conceal the problems Crab Bastard has…

You see, the crotch crickets scurry and bite…

And Crab Bastard scratches and itches….

And scratches...

And itches…..

Watch now! Them crickets can jump!

ROFLMAO….

TTFN....Kitty