This newly discovered species of weasel is of the Casshole strain. The Lil' General, pictured to your left, is similar to our typical weasel. You can see similarities in the shape of their over-sized heads (again raising the issue of empty heads and large egos) and puny bodies. This variant of the weasel family compensates for his "lackings" with a large hat to cover his fat head.

This rarely seen picture shows the Casshole with his favorite thing, toilet paper. It seems the Casshole species spends A LOT of time beating off and requires large supplies of toilet paper and KY Jelly. Witnesses claim the Casshole spends 75% of their time, whether at work or at home, beating off! 

Now that's something to be proud of!?!

 

The Little General is a fine specimen of the Casshole strain. Here he is shown in his full attire trying to impress (deceive) others.

Amazing the lengths some weasels will go to these days!

ROFLMAO….

TTFN....Kitty