If you are regretting the day you first spoke to the weasel, if the thought of the conversations you once thought were sincere make you want to vomit, or if you are still experiencing reoccurring nightmares of the weasel’s presence even after you kicked their ass to the curb….

Don’t despair, you are not alone! A Weasel will take any act of kindness (such as pity) and pull it into their unreality and warp it into undying, true love. And don’t doubt for one minute that the same Weasel that has been sniffing up your ass, has some ass at home as well! Don’t you know that Weasels are of Roman decent….they’re always Roamin here, there, and everywhere!

A Weasel in heat will seek out a victim. Weasels love to stroke their own egos by thinking every thing you do, you do for their benefit. They truly believe they are the best life has to offer you! A Weasel in love will fantasize about a future with you after only meeting you a week ago, forgetting of course that little problem they have at home...you know, the last victim they duped into believing their trash and lies! A Weasel in love will try anything to prove their love…...roses, cards, even cheap jewelry in an attempt to buy you over!!! It is actually quite pathetic to watch. But if the Weasel is true to its nature, you will not suspect a thing until it is too late. By then you are trapped and will then fall victim to the Weasel’s spite. The scorned Weasel will fall into a mode of thought that only a true Weasel can see as rational behavior. But this same behavior will be their downfall and your salvation in the end.

Do you have a story of twisted Weasel Love attempts? Email me and together we can warn others of the signs so no more will suffer at the grubby little hands of a Weasel in heat! They say that laughter is the best medicine, so share your tale & laugh a little while you recover…

Dear Kitty,

I am writing this with heavy heart as I have found the most despicable creature on the planet, a She-weasel without a conscience. This self-righteous bitch came back into my life and took my child! Without any warning or conversation, she decided "it was time". What the hell does that mean? I took this to mean it was time for her to rear her ugly black heart and do her worst. Unfortunately, not only do I suffer, but so does the child. And he has siblings that have been with him over the years that are confused and want answers. What can I say without calling her everything except the white trash she is? There is no reasoning to her selfish decision, I haven't done anything to deserve this unjust treatment! Now to add insult to injury, she wants sole custody, child support, the whole works! Where's the justice? Because she's a woman, it's acceptable? Just because she gave birth, she's the one with all the rights? Bullshit! She ran out on him, I stayed and raised him in her absence while she went out to "find herself". I did this with out question or judgment of any kind. I have never denied her either, nor have I asked her for any money (child support). She told me she wanted what was best for the child and I believed her, now I see she just wants what any She-weasel wants, what is best for her at the given moment and fuck everything and everyone else! There was a time when I believed she was different, now I know she is more than your average bitch, she is a MEGA She-weasel! I also know I will not stand and take this! Men need to take back what is their right, we made those children too and they don't exclusively belong to the women just because they gave birth! There are women out there that are unfit and unqualified to be called "mother" and she's #1!

~ Fighting Mad Dad ~

Dear Fighting Mad,

Let me start by saying I am soooooo sorry. And then let me reassure you that not all of us are Mega She-weasels. Some of us do have a strong sense of family values and because of that we can make the hard decisions that may not always benefit ourselves, but do our children. It's never fair when the little ones pay the price for our decisions.... I am glad to see you are going to fight this injustice, she needs to be held accountable for the pain she is causing not just you, but your entire family. Have faith my reader, with faith comes hope and with hope anything is possible. You are righting a great wrong and that can only be viewed well. Stand your ground, hold your tongue, and keep moving forward. In the end you perseverance will pay off. And remember...Someday, this child will grow into an adult and that adult will question her actions and she will again have to be held accountable! Then it will be his choice, not hers, to say it is time!

God Bless - Kitty8)~