Miscellaneous Tidbits

I decided it was time to enlighten all of you to the horrors of weasels in the world of computer technology! I have sat back long enough and watched the weasels in sales sell you that piece of crap they had their weasel, so-called technicians, build. They tell you shit like, “Of course it is upgradeable”, or “This computer is NEVER gonna be obsolete”. What a load of crap!

The first sign of a Weasel Computer store is in the address. If you see a P.O. Box, be leery. This could mean they are operating in the darkness of their basement ordering their parts from God knows where (probably Ebay or some equivalent) and selling them to you as “new”. If you don’t see a store front, keep driving until you find one!

The second sign of a Weasel Computer store is store itself. If you see a crappy hand-painted piece of wood posing as a sign in someone’s front lawn and the parking lot is actually their drive way...Again, keep driving! If you dare to knock on their door, and see a short, angry person answer the door asking you what the hell you want….RUN!

The third sign of a Weasel Computer store is the over-priced labor and lack of any technical support after you write the check! When you see the motto “pay me to give a shit” on the wall, remember that you will get what you pay for?!

Fourth, and very important...Custom built DOES NOT mean a proprietary computer with a few added perks! Custom built can only be found at a Weasel Free establishment! For that matter technical support can only be found at a Weasel Free Establishment! (see our sponsor Mechling Computers as an example)

If you want a quality computer, you have to find quality people to provide that service, and we all know weasels are far from quality people. Don’t be afraid to ask questions, any good computer store will be more than willing to answer your questions in a pleasant and informative manner.

I hope this helps clear up the aggravation. And as always, Boycott Weasel Enterprises!

TTFN…...Kitty...8)