-July 2006. My, my time flies when you're busy! It's been a while, I know, I am a Badddd Kitty. We have had some new looks around the site and a few old "friends" too. I guess he couldn't help himself! LOL Hell, he even brought friends!! Thanks for the extra business dickhead!
I also wanted to welcome a new Weasel Free site to the world, The Animal House. It's a pretty cool forum with some interesting peeps and they still believe in freedom of speech! Speaking of cool forums, here's another place to add to your favorite list The Other Place. You may see some familiar faces if you choose to be at both!
Keep sending me ideas and comments for the site and remember you have to live, love, and laugh to make it in this world! 8)~
-November 2005. Well peeps, Turkey day is over and Christmas is right around the corner. Long lines, tacky music in ALL the stores, kids throwing tantrums in WalMart, so much to look forward to! LOL And we all know who loves this time of year......Grinchy McWeasel!! That tight ass lil prick jacks the price up on all the crap our kids want, leaves that one bulb loose on the new strand of lights we buy, and makes a killing on cheap crap that might survive our children til New Years! Gotta love it huh?
-August 2005. There's a new breed in town and it's spreading out across the nations....the Casshole species! You can learn more about it by reading the section dedicated to The Lil' General.
-Jan. 16, 2005 Did yah survive the snow that buried us? Wasn't it great to then get covered by ice that crashed thousands of trees!?! I think "Mother Nature" has a mean streak! *L* Well, I would like to welcome a new reader here at Weasel No More, Juan.
Here's the message I got from Juan: In case you missed it there appears to be trouble in "weasel world" paradise. Allegedly, it was a "Jerry Springer like" holiday season at the Weasel residence, landing the Weasel and weasel-mate in the Land of Ash county slammer. Looks like another evil weasel spell over the naïve and neurotic has begun to unravel as weasel-mates eyes begin to slowly crack open. Weasel hypocritical actions speak louder than words and are catching up to the one with obvious SMS (short man syndrome). Certifiable evidence of "you shall reap what you sow", and what goes around comes around. Throwing around self righteous moralism with a lack of true integrity is the unfailing boomerang to the back of a weasels head. Thought you could appreciate it. Cheers!
Sounds like a bad holiday Juan, but then again, you
came out of it with the blinders off and the fog clearing!?! All of us
here at Weasel no More feel for yah and support your right to be Weasel
Free! - Kitty8~
-Dec. 12, 2004 Summer has passed, Fall is gone, and Winter is blowing in! Glad I got fur to keep me warm cause it's COLDDDD outside!!!!!! We are coming up on a new year and now is the time to make those New Year resolutions.... These are a few of mine: 1.) I will smile a little more. Even when life sucks or someone annoys you, a little smile can annoy them more! 2.) I will be more of a "glass half full" type person. Half full of doubt about someone's "good intentions", half full of surprise when I see weasel business practices, and half full laughter when said weasels are brought out into the light! 3.) I will keep on top of updates in the coming year. (Sorry, I was a slacker this year. I will try to do better?!!) Come on readers, let me know some of your New Year resolutions, I'll post them! TTFN....Kitty8)~
-May 31, 2004 Finally, signs of summer! Let's just hope that it's not all rain this year! As you all know, cats hate water and I am no exception to this rule! Give me sunshine and dry land....PLEASE!!!! I'm slowly working on getting the forum back up and running, bear with me a bit longer.... I am also coming up to anniversary number 4, that's right, he has survived me 4 whole years!!!! LOL AND, is looking forward to more to come! Yes ladies, he bumped his head again.......lmao Enjoy the sun and when it rains, please stop back and laugh your way through the updates! TTFN....Kitty8)~
-March 16, 2004 Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow..... That's right, last week 70 degrees and today 5-9 inches of snow! I hate Ohio weather!!!! Anyway, have you made your "choice" for presidential hopefuls yet? LOL Some choice, same old same old or not as old but still old! ROFLOL..... I have made some updates and I also added the latest update on Stormy from Dr. Kirk. That guy just sounds soooo familiar, like half the population anymore..... The weasel free minded are getting scarce, watch yourselves readers, they are everywhere!!!!!
-February 14, 2004 Happy Valentines Day Readers! I have declared this is a non-weasel holiday because we all know that weasels can't comprehend the concept of love! And with that note I am happy to say I got my Valentine......MEEEEEeeeeeeow! Gotta love it when lil ole Cupid finds a heart you can call yours!!!
Enough mush, I know, I know.....lol Check out the updates. I have been working on some new graphics and Dr. Kirk is even going to be submitting a new study about "Socialization among weasels". It is a very interesting look into the life of "Stormy" and his attempts at socialization. Look for that in March!!!
-December 24, 2003 The updates are done! I finally have the entire page converted and re-organized. Hopefully you will like the "organization" at the All Weasel Store. We have added a few new products, so check it out! You'll be laughing all the way to the check out counter!!!! I also added a few new links to the site, a big thank you to all those "weasel free" contributors!
As the new year approaches I have to look back at the last year and just wonder....where did it go??? This past year just flew by. As my New Year's resolution this year I will try to be a bit more timely with the updates and get more of the letters and comments on the page. I have to, it's my duty to spread the word and protect the innocent! ...LOL
Merry Christmas to all and a Happy "weasel free" New Year!....TTFN...Kitty8)~
- September 13, 2003 As you can see the updates are nearly complete. I have converted nearly the entire site to a new look, hope you find it more user friendly. I have managed to find some of the "missing files" and put them back into the site nav bar. You will notice that Weasel Security is back up and operational! God knows, security is a must these days...lol
I have also added some new links to our site and there are more to come soon. We stand together, united against the weasels of the world!!! As always, your comments are welcome and encouraged! Check out the Weasel Forum and see what others have to say about life as we live it, add a comment or just sound off! I reply as often as I can.
- August 9, 2003 Well peeps, I'm at it again, a bit of cleaning and re-design. Sorry for the mess and the lost items from the old webs. I'll do my best to find and fill in the missing blanks as time rolls on. But for now, bear with me please....lol
- June 2003, Well readers Mrs. Kitty is getting ready to celebrate yet another joyous year with her mister! To all of those in doubt that true love exists...THINK AGAIN!!!! I KNOW IT DOES!!!!
I have been doing a bit of pre-summer cleaning here at the site and have decided to give the news page a face lift and clear out the archives to make room for the next few years. If you would like a copy just drop me a line and I can email the history to yah.
- May 2003,You will notice a new section added to the site dedicated to security. The weasel population is booming and therefore we must protect ourselves….. I want to thank those who are starting to find our forum board and let others who stop by to check it out and let me know you were there!
- April 2003, Introducing Crab Bastard!!!! He is the winner of our “Mascot” contest. You will also notice we now have a forum to post to and some new words of wisdom from our own good Doctor Kirk. Check it out and keep the comments coming!
- February 2003, Happy Birthday to me! Yes, Kitty is celebrating yet another year in weasel survival!...LOL BTW, Happy Valentines to all those out there. Find the one you love and show them you still care…..to rock their world that is!!!! MEOW!!!!!
- January 25, 2003, BURRRRRRR!!!! Sorry for the lengthy delay of updates. I have been working my tail off lately! Let’s see...The year ended well for me and the kittens. It was both a prosperous year as well as fulfilling. The holidays went well, but I am glad they are over! I wish this cold weather would have left with them though! It seems Weasel No More had a recent visitor, details can be found in News Flash. There are also numerous updates throughout the webs so be sure to get your daily laughs and check them out! And as always, keep the comments flowing!
Where did the rest of 2001 and 2002 go......The world will never know......Sorry peeps???? - Kitty8
- October 13, 2001 Weasel No More is proud to announce it is going national! Yes, due to popular demand, we are now a registered domain! I would like to thank Mechcom Dot Net for their help in preserving the Weasel Saga by hosting our new domain. You guys have been great!
- October 9, 2001 Get this…..Weasel No More received legal documentation because an unnamed individual has found this site offensive, personally! This individual is actually considering suing the owner of this site for it’s content!!!!!…..what a moron..lol For more information see News Flash.
- October 1, 2001 A She-weasel has been found! Check out the Weasel Love page for sad the details from Dumped Her in Detroit!
- September 11, 2001 Another weasel attack occurred today and was met with formidable and heavy opposition. The attack was here at Weasel No More and we can proudly say “WE SHALL SURVIVE!” …..loll ….. They came, they saw, and we laughed our asses off! Better luck next time Weasel!...roflmkao……
- September 11, 2001 Today was a day of many attacks, the worst being on our country. The weasel bastards took a shot at us and the freedom our country represents. Today we mourn our losses, but tomorrow we shall regain what is ours as Americans! THE TERRORIST WEASELS MUST PAY! Let the bloodhounds of our government track them down and make them see the error in their thinking!
- August 24, 2001 I am sorry to announce that one of our members was disgraced by a weasel attack, Mechcom Dot Net was bombarded by weasel ethics, but recovered quickly and is now pursuing legal action against the offending weasel!
- August 24, 2001 Sorry the updates have taken sooooooo long. So many weasels, so little time...LOL…. Anyway, the updates are done and I am proud to announce a new member among the “Weasel Free” … Ashland Mall.com has emerged to provide the Ashland, Ohio area with an informative site promoting it’s business community. Ashland Mall should prove to be quite the voice for the Ashland area. Welcome to the “Weasel Free” era Ashland Mall!
- July 9, 2001 we received a letter from Enlightened in Columbus, she was a victim of a weasel in heat, but she stood her ground and stomped the ‘lil weasel out! ….Kudos to you Enlightened and thanks for your letter and permission to post it on the Weasel Love page at this site!
- July 3, 2001 Mechcom Dot Net is still cruising at a fine 3MB per sec! Word has traveled fast and everyone wants that wireless Weasel-free service! Don’t forget, Mechcom Dot Net also offers domain hosting and rack space….
- On July 1, 2001, Yet another “Weasel Free” site came onboard…..NEOSC (North East Ohio Storm Chasers). NEOSC is a really cool site giving you up-to-date info on Ohio’s storms and their path of destruction. They also have some links you might want to check out as well.
- June 21, 2001 proved exciting indeed….there was a weasel amongst us! They came, they saw, and they were not laughing as much as we are at their presence here at Weasel No More! So sad, I don’t even feel bad…..ROFLMKAO
- June 16, 2001 will ring in the 1 year anniversary for Mr. Mechling. As I hear it, the honeymoon isn’t over yet!!!…*Meeeooowww!!!!!*
- June 14, 2001, We have a new alli in the fight against “Weasel Domination”….Check out the link under my favorites to The Weasel of the Week. This page is great and well worth your time to visit! Standing “O” to The Angry Media Guy! It’s good to see a friend in the media...Kitty...8)~
- June 8, 2001, I am calling on you to boycott newly discovered Weasel business. Weeznotbright Accounting Services has been deemed a business operating under Weasel Economics. We need to stomp out such practices of treachery and stop entertaining such stupidity! Stand with me and find a real accountant!
- June 7, 2001, Weasel_no_more started posting some of the tidbits sent in this week. They are hilarious! Keep sending peeps, I love it!!! I’ll be archiving as new arrivals hit.
- mid May of 2001, “Weasel Free” Mechcom Dot Net announced BROADBAND!!!! Along with it’s reputation for fast dial-up, they are now broadening their horizons with Broadband Wireless Internet access starting at just $49.95! At 3.0 mbps, that’s faster than a T1 or DSL!! Download slowdown is over for Ashland, Ohio!!! Way to go Mechcom Dot Net, and as always…”Weasel Free”!
- May 2001, another “Weasel Free” business has survived a Weasel attack! A good lawyer goes a long way eh guys???? Bravo, Bravo…..I also hear that the winds are changing and not to the Weasel’s advantage….*LOL*…..Kudos to the lawyer!
- April 2001, the “Weasel Love” page is a success! We have had a growing response from victims wanting to speak out! Keep sending ladies, and let me know if you want your stories published!!!!
- On April 1, 2001 we updated the “You might be a Weasel if” files and archived them. We changed it to “The Self Weasel Test” for shits & giggles as well. And...Oh the giggles we get too I might add!!!!...LMKAO
- In March of 2001 we added the Weasel Love page to the site. This page was designed to inform women everywhere about the nature of a Weasel in heat! - In February of 2001 we announced that Weasel No More had to move because of the need for more space due to the demand for MORE Weasel Fun!!!. Mechcom Dot Net was more than happy to accommodate our growing needs! Thanks Mechcom Dot Net! …….Kitty...8)~
- In January of 2001 a new “Weasel Free” business emerged, Mechcom Dot Net. Providing fast dial-up service, domain hosting, rack space, & custom web design.
- On June 16, 2000 the owner of Mechling Computers married a BABE of a kitty! We wish you many happy nights! Woo Hoo Mr. Mechling!!!! *Smirk*
- On May 1, 2000, another business became “Weasel Free”! Congratulations Mechling Computers, may you survive the aftermath!….LOL