Over the years I have come across some pretty good quotes to live by and some great bumper stickers. Some are funny, some are realistic and others are lessons to live by.

Quotes

Inside every older lady is a younger lady..wondering what the hell happened! ~ Cora Harvey Armstrong

A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else. ~ Bette Davis

Old age ain't no place for sissies! ~ Bette Davis

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. ~ Albert Einstein

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes through the windows? ~ Jennifer Unlimited

If once the people become inattentive to the public affairs, you and I, and Congress and Assemblies, Judges and Governors, shall all become wolves. It seems to be the law of our general nature, in spite of individual exceptions. ~ Thomas Jefferson

Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms (of government) those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. ~ Thomas Jefferson

Do you want to know who you are? Don't ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you. ~ Thomas Jefferson

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience by which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

There are no easy answers' but there are simple answers. We must have the courage to do what we know is morally right. ~ Ronald Reagan

Within the covers of the Bible are all the answers for all the problems men face. ~ Ronald Reagan

There are no constraints on the human mind, no walls around the human spirit, no barriers to our progress except those we ourselves erect. ~ Ronald Reagan

We are never defeated unless we give up on God. ~ Ronald Reagan

I'm not gonna vacume 'til Sears makes one you can ride on! ~ Roseanne Barr

If you can't be a good example.. then you'll have to be a horrible warning! ~ Catherine

Thiry-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart! ~ Caryn Leschen

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today. ~ James Dean

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live. ~ Unknown

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. ~ Maria Robinson

If you wait to do everything until you're sure it's right, you'll probably never do much of anything. ~ Win Borden

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. ~ Lou Holtz

It's not the load that breaks you down - its the way you carry it. ~ Lou Holtz

Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it. ~ Lou Holtz