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Camo T-Shirt...
… All weasels try
to hide, so camo is the color for them. This will make them proud to
announce their weaselness and alert us to their presence at the same
time. Buy one now for that special weasel you know! |
  
Weasel Make-up
Counter...
… You can try to
hide those unsightly blemishes with make up! Designed with the
weasel in mind, camo is all the rage! Included with the array of
colors is a makeup remover as well, guaranteed to put you back to
your true colors! |
We-wannabe Cool
Sunglasses...
... A must for any
true weasel. Specially designed to fit any weasel’s fat head and
look larger than their inflated ego! |
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No-where
Underwear...
...The name says it
all, no explanation needed! (The picture above does not truly
represent weasel underwear, because we all know true weasels don't
wear underwear!) |
Everyday Weasel:
A tattered black t-shirt & sloppy, loose fitting jeans. (no
underwear required) We will even include tacky white Velcro tennis
shoes (while supplies last)
The Business
Weasel: A camouflage t-shirt, complete with matching coat &
hat. And, for a limited time only, yellow shooting range glasses
that are 2 sizes too big for your already fat head! |
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