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Weasel Ease...

...Prevents further irritation caused by annoying hemorrhoids! Now in a convenient suppository form!

Also available in a soothing cream!

Weasel Grease...

...For use after a painful attack by a weasel! Slick up with Weasel Grease and sooth that nagging pain away!!!

 

Weasel Wipes...

...Get used to the harsh feeling of being screwed and use Weasel Wipes, the abrasive toilet tissue!

Weasel Wipes are now "Super Sized"!!!!

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Weez-Ice...

...Guaranteed to reduce the swelling caused by encountering a weasel!!! Reduces the pain of your lumps and bumps, AND can also be used with Weasel Ease in soothing that nagging hemorrhoid!

RELEVE...

...Relieves the headache caused by a Weasel encounter. Fast acting, extra strength formula to ease your suffering

We-Lox...

...Sooth your ulcer with We-Lox, the quick dissolving, chewable tablet in assorted crappy flavors. Guaranteed to leave a bad taste in your mouth just like the encounter with the Weasel did that caused your ulcer!!!