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For Permanent
Removal, The Weasel
Destruction Kit...
The kit includes:
* Dated floral receipts
* Printed E-mails and chats
* A voice-activated tape recorder
* 15 blank cassettes
AND...For a limited time only you will also receive,
as an added bonus, recorded phone conversations from the weasel
himself!!! Act now & be ready when the
Weasel approaches YOU!
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We-Wackers...
...WACK that
annoying Weasel without having to even get your hands dirty!
This handy little
whip made of flexible, yet sturdy plastic is covered with braided
black nylon. |
Emergency Barf
Bags...
...You just never
know what reaction a weasel encounter will have on you so be
prepared with a supply of Barf Bags!!!
Super Sized because
once you get started you won’t be able to stop! 25
count supply.
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Asshole Be Gone...
...Anti-Asshole
Spray works on weasels as well as your ordinary annoying asshole! |
Weasel
Leashes...
...Keep that pesky
weasel in check with this strong, long lasting, chew resistant
leash! Guaranteed to hold the craftiest weasel or your money back!
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The Zapper!!...
...With a Weasel
Stun Gun you can get them before they get you! This sleek stun gun
isn’t the standard five and a half inches long, but an incredible
nine inches long and delivers a shocking 1000K wallop using only one
9v battery! We have tested the
Weasel Stun Gun and rest assured one zap to the crotch area of that
annoying weasel is sure to drop them to their knees and cause a loss
of bladder control. Take control of that unpleasant encounter and
order your Weasel Stun Gun today! |
